Provence barista is no coffee connoisseur.
Barista: "Would you like an extra shot of expresso in that Americano?"
(My inner dialogue: "It's espresso... with an s, not an x. Would you say exspecially? No! Then it's essssspresso. Give it a try: espresso. There you go.")
Actual audible response: "Yes, please."
(Continued inner dialogue as I search for cream and sugar: "That woman probably drinks Folgers off the clock.")
(My inner dialogue: "It's espresso... with an s, not an x. Would you say exspecially? No! Then it's essssspresso. Give it a try: espresso. There you go.")
Actual audible response: "Yes, please."
(Continued inner dialogue as I search for cream and sugar: "That woman probably drinks Folgers off the clock.")
posted by Matt at Wednesday, April 05, 2006
2 Comments:
Get your High School Diploma, Or any Desired College Degree, In less then 2 weeks.
Call this number now 24 hours a day 7 days a week (413) 208-3069
Get these Degrees NOW!!!
High School Diploma "BA", "BSc", "MA", "MSc", "MBA", "PHD",
Get everything within 2 weeks.
100% verifiable, this is a real deal
Act now you owe it to your future.
(413) 208-3069 call now 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Okay, so you wrote this in April, but I just read it!! haha! and it's hilarious! I love coffee snobs!! (takes one to know one).
Post a Comment
<< Home